Happy weekend!
Cold and windy here in Atlanta, and I love it! 🙂
Last week was the final post from Derrick and Paul in Truck Me How I Like It. I forgot to mention that, or I’m just that evil. 🙂
This week, we start with the first scene in Something About Lud. I may have posted a snippet from this before, but I think it was only one. Meet Deacon Moses, who has the roommate from hell in Lud. Deacon’s thoughts are below, in the first person.
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There are roommates from hell, and then, there’s Ludwig Dreck, the blight of my existence, and the rancid, oozing cherry on top of a pile of refuse.
Lud was a nice enough guy, but damn. He took a dump with the door wide open most days, and refused to use the ventilation fan for some reason. At least there were two bathrooms, though one was only a powder room—no shower, and it didn’t have anything to help with the funk. No potpourri on Earth could fix that.
He chewed with his mouth open, slurped anything liquid, walked around in the buff, which would be a total turn-on if he showered more than once a week, as he was most definitely worth a second or third look. And he liked to jack off all loud and
shit—yes, I could hear him through the walls.
Read more snippets–all of them fabulous–on FB:
LOL, and since the guy’s name is in the title, apparently these things aren’t enough of a turnoff. I wonder if the guy is just that casual, or if he’s doing some of it deliberately? 😜
Hehe – I guess you’ll find out!
OMG, what a roommate to have! Now… is he doing all that on purpose?
Who knows? 😀
Loved all the senses (gross as some where) were brought into this. I don’t think I’d enjoy being around Lud.
Thank you! To each his own, I guess.LOL
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!! The most UNlucky gay man on earth! OMG you are a genius at describing that guy taking a shite! I swear I could smell it myself. It brought tears to my eyes!!!!!!!!! He walked about naked??? He probably had shit crisps and dingleberries clinging to his arsehole as well. Ugh. Flatmate from hades!!! Ludwig DRECK? INDEED LOLOLOLOLOLOL! Thank you for the laughter. I really needed it!
Ha! Glad you enjoyed it. I wondered how many folk would get the meaning of his name. LOL
Wow, what colorful analogies and equally powerful detail to back them up!
Thank you 🙂