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Rainbow Snippets – May 19 to 20

Welcome to Rainbow Snippets weekend!

Carl finishes up the phone call with his son in “The Hippie Whisperer“… Carl is in the first person.

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“You’re the second person today to call me old.”

“Struck a nerve, did it?” said the brat. “Are the guys coming over tonight, as usual?”

The “guys” were three faculty members at Baden who were about my age. We hung out together most Friday nights at my house, playing as many games—board games or otherwise—as we could stand and getting drunk in order to forget the fact that we didn’t get laid regularly, whether gay or straight. At least, that was my assumption. They usually spent the night, using the couch, sleeping bags, or the spare bedroom. Unless they just passed out on the floor.

“Of course they are. It’s tradition.”

“Geez. You guys need to get laid already. Tell them I said hi. I gotta go. Dre and I have an end of semester party to crash. Love you, bye!”

“Hey wait!” I said, but he was already gone.

Love you, too.

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Rainbow Snippets – May 12 to 13

Welcome to Rainbow Snippets weekend!

Continuing with “The Hippie Whisperer” – Carl is feeling left out, and old…

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“Yeah, I’m here.” Just feeling a little left out, is all. “So tell me about the exams. Did you ace them all?”

“Of course, I did. I’m looking forward to the core courses. The pre-req stuff was boring.” Spoken as only someone with a high I.Q. could.

“Oh good. My ears won’t have to listen to your whining anymore about being under-challenged.”

“You’re my dad. It’s your job to listen to me complain.”

“That’s what you think.”

“I have you wrapped around my finger and you know it.”

“Derp!”

“Please, Dad. You’re too old to quote South Park.”

 

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Rainbow Snippets – May 5 to 6

Welcome to Rainbow Snippets weekend!

Continuing with “The Hippie Whisperer” – Carl wants to pick up his son at the airport, but Chester’s boyfriend’s mom will do that instead…

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“Oh. Okay.” I [Carl] tried not to let disappointment overwhelm me.

Dre was Chester’s boyfriend. They were both sophomores in college. Turned out, Dre lived an hour away from our house. I actually liked this one. He had a brain and wasn’t too flashy a dresser. The sight of rhinestones and fuchsia tended to give me palpitations, and I had already experienced that with a previous boyfriend. Thankfully, Dre leaned toward more sober attire, if you didn’t count the eyeliner and multiple piercings on his ear lobes. I was very grateful.

“Dad? Still there?”

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Rainbow Snippets – April 28 to 29

Welcome to Rainbow Snippets weekend!

Today, I am sharing bits from another story called “The Hippie Whisperer” – published by JMS Books.

Basic premise of the story: Carl needs to learn how to let his adult son live his own life, and his son Chester is trying to find him a boyfriend. 😀 This scene is near the beginning of the story, with a phone call from Chester.

 

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I [Carl] had worked as a counselor for almost twenty years. It was a job I loved, helping students meet their goals, solving problems. Lately, it took my mind off the empty house, now that Chester was away at school, living his own life. Kept the loneliness I barely acknowledged at bay.

My cell phone rang as I buckled myself into the car. Speak of the devil. I put it on speaker. “Hey, buddy! How’s it going?”

“Hi, Dad,” Chester said, his voice a little tinny over the speaker.

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Rainbow Snippets – April 21 to 22

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This will be my last snippet from Lud – it’s a little further on in the story, and Lud is doing something odd when Deacon gets home one morning. A bit longer than six sentences, but I hope you enjoy it! 🙂

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When I unlocked the door at eleven o’clock, drop-dead tired, the smell of Clorox halted me in my tracks, as did the sight of my roommate vacuuming the carpet in the living room, still wearing the clothes from the night before.

Not believing my eyes, I walked toward Lud and stood in the way of the Hoover. He jumped a little, then turned off the vacuum cleaner, scowling.

“Took you long enough to get home,” was the first thing out of his mouth.

Wow. “Excuse me?”

“Why the fuck are you working sixteen-hour days?” he retorted as he rolled up the cord. “You trying to die early or something?”

“Why are you leaving fifty-dollar tips and acting like someone I don’t know?” I snapped back.

Lud snorted. “There’s a lot you don’t know about me.”

“You’ve said that before.” I yawned widely and decided now was not the time to argue. I was too tired. “Whatever. Thanks for cleaning up the place, even if it’s just the once. I’ll—”

Another yawned cracked my face and I gave up talking. I thought I heard him call out to me, but my ears were buzzing from exhaustion and I just wanted my bed.

 

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Rainbow Snippets – April 14 to 15

Welcome to Rainbow Snippets weekend!

I bought a mattress yesterday because my husband is a princess (and the pea), so we needed a new one. 🙂 Ah well…

Lud has finished his meal and brings the dishes over to Deacon (who is in the first person)…

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“You could have left all that on the table,” I said as Lud set everything in front of me.

“Didn’t want to give you the extra work,” he replied, grinning.

“If only you would remember that in our apartment,” I snapped, and began mixing iced tea, lemonade, and fruit punch for the juice machine. It was disconcerting to have his gaze on me. I could see him in the large mirror on the wall.

Lud laughed. “You wound me. Maybe I leave all the cleaning to you because you’re so good at it. And you’re so lovely with your jockstrap in a twist.”

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